Thank You Mommy

Me and Mommy

Many years ago I wrote a song for my mom called Thank You. Today is her birthday and I would like to share this sweet song with everyone. It explains why she is so wonderful and why I turned out the way I did.  It has cute references in it that an outsider would not pick up on. I would like to give you some insight.

When I was three years old my dad told me that pancakes were made out of umbilical cords. I didn't eat them until I grew up and knew better. I never lie and I can't stand people who do. I use to think I was crazy or possessed and I wanted my mom to take me to have an exorcism. I am a terrible speller and I hate taking pills. 

I hope you enjoy the song.